Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Early Christmas in South Jungle

Why early Christmas in summer? What makes it so sweet? There is a saying “ A Smoking Gun “ is the best present. Some lions found it in the South Jungle. A weapon has been found that can be used against the “ old war horses “ that has ravaged this jungle. These freeloaders, fungus and bootlicker has stink the jungle with their scent and presence. Should now be the payback time?

While looking for artifacts in the South Jungle, these lions stumble among the ruins of an old civilization an important document dated not a year past. Once it has been deciphered due to it being in a foreign language, it foretold of a plot by one of the “ old war horses” that executed it while in power. This is treason for all inhabitant of South Jungle. He has betrayed the trust of all even though he is the executer. The authority and power given to him makes his words law in the South Jungle. Alas he is like the other entire bloodsucker and gremlin out there.

What should we do? Should we add salt to its stipend? After many nights of discussion throughout the day and nights a decision has finally been formulated. It will be kept as a “wild card” to be used when necessary. When this hyena has grown too strong, he will get a reminder of what it has done. It will not know where did the evidence has come from but it will continue to appear from time to time in its crib. Finally, Christmas did come early to some animals in the South Jungle. They will keep smiling knowing that the horizon is clearer.

4 comments:

Cylan said...

This is what we say what goes around comes around....you scratch my back i scratch yours....Wow such a lovely day!

G_rU said...

xChristmas......in the JunglE!
'hubba hubba dude....!'
So now Santa's got a new weapon.
BUT, the way it's being described looks more like a ...'Santa has got a new "DILDO"(weapon juga ler..) for all the bad Animals.'

Idea on Usage: Print a few copies...and paste on all toilets and doors and office space... hehehehehehe.... Enticing huh?

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