The Dumb Blonde Theory

Recently a human have an encounter with a plain face baboon. They both live in the same jungle down south. This baboon is incharge of many tasks as it was the only animal able in its species able to converse in human and baboon language. Knowing the nature of this baboon after working with it for several years, the human still sometimes find himself needing to ask her some questions pertaining to its kind. He also know that sometimes by asking the great question, he will get a great headache responces back. Alas! he needed to ask some task of it. It was asked to deliver eggs to another human in the north jungle. When the humans in the north jungle received the eggs, many were spoiled and cracks were found. After a detailed check a total of 50 eggs are unable to be consumed. Hearing this news, the human asked the baboon, " why are there broken eggs?". The baboon then replied " nothing is wrong with the chicken that laid the eggs. The damage was done during delivery". Upon hearing this the human continue to get a more detailed explanation but the baboon was babbling in its language. Then it dawn into him, he just dug his grave and buried himself. This had happen many times.He should have known the nature of this yellow tailed baboo. It could dance around the bush and love king kong. So he kept quite and let time fly.