Water hippo or water idiot?

The hippo roams free in its river in the south jungle. He is considered the king of its kind after being there for 17 years fending off other animals which tried to invade it's water and politics. The king of the jungle then elected it to be the representative of the waters. THe king also gave him the role of a mentor to a group of young lions. Assuming this role gives him absolute power, it uses the title of a leader for its own personal gain. It throws its weight around when it wanted something to be done its way.

Coming from an idiotic background of a low water life animal, it does not know to make wise decision. It assumes the command given is right yet it does not know that the decision made only made it looks much more stupid. Irrational and undecisive decision made usually backfires and the casulties are its troops of brave, intelligent and good looking young lions. Alas! if only the king of the jungle knows the truth. WIth his skills of "tai chi", it still manage to stay one step ahead of the young lions.

But the time may come soon when the young lions will strike back on the hippo. Will they devour him or leave him for the dead after carving his meat from flesh. Only time will tell this tale.

The Dumb Blonde Theory

Recently a human have an encounter with a plain face baboon. They both live in the same jungle down south. This baboon is incharge of many tasks as it was the only animal able in its species able to converse in human and baboon language. Knowing the nature of this baboon after working with it for several years, the human still sometimes find himself needing to ask her some questions pertaining to its kind. He also know that sometimes by asking the great question, he will get a great headache responces back. Alas! he needed to ask some task of it. It was asked to deliver eggs to another human in the north jungle. When the humans in the north jungle received the eggs, many were spoiled and cracks were found. After a detailed check a total of 50 eggs are unable to be consumed. Hearing this news, the human asked the baboon, " why are there broken eggs?". The baboon then replied " nothing is wrong with the chicken that laid the eggs. The damage was done during delivery". Upon hearing this the human continue to get a more detailed explanation but the baboon was babbling in its language. Then it dawn into him, he just dug his grave and buried himself. This had happen many times.He should have known the nature of this yellow tailed baboo. It could dance around the bush and love king kong. So he kept quite and let time fly.

3 Animals with similarity from here

A fat boar was passing through some thick thickets of South jungle when she spotted a hippo. She was new in this area as she was from another jungle further up north nearer to the sea. She assumed that this hippo is able to protect her so she became fast friends and console herself to him. This hippo is an old male who thinks full of itself. What a miracle it knows the chinese art of excercise called " Tai Chee". What comes will be deflected to other dummer animal. So in short it became the strongest animal in the south jungle through "Tai Chee". Being a fat boar who has to protect itself, it was able to sense the capability of this old hippo. Since the first introduction, it attached itself to the hippo since then.

For almost a year, both big animal roam the south jungle deflecting and killing off other weaker animal. What is not done by the hippo, will be done by the fat boar in the name of the hippo. Will the real king of the jungle knows what is happening in the south jungle. I have a theory it knows but bidding its time to pounce and kill the boarand the hippo. The time may not come yet. On the back of this hippo, stays a mosquito which flies around gathering news and gossips and informing its master the old hippo. Will it ever stops to inform its master. If it does then it will need to find another home on the back of another animal. Its small, so other animals sense its insignificant but with the information it has, it can proceed to inform its master. So we have here 3 animals roaming through the south jungle disloadging,killing and hurting other animals. Will there ever be an end to this aggresiveness. Its still a question to many other animals till the king of the jungle pounce and kill them.